Nov 19 - Exclusive Screening Of POSTAL Extended Director's Cut!
UWE BOLL FILM FEST!
Imagine getting the chance to sit through ALL of Uwe Boll's movies in a row! Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne 2, House of the Dead, and In the Name of the King, all of them plus some new ones! All in a row!
"im honoured that a very good cinema shows almost all my movies in a retrospektive .... i hope all my fans will come so see my older movies again ...and of course the premieres of FAR CRY , TUNNELRATS and the POSTAL ULTRA LONG VERSION over 2 hours." - Uwe Boll
WEAPON OF CHOICE - (click here for official site) "Just when you thought there weren't enough poo-flinging monsters on Xbox 360--Weapon of Choice craps on your porch! That's right, on November 19th, assuming you have your 360 hooked up to the information superhighway, you too can buy a Community Game with enough snot-slinging and nut-scratching to satisfy any graduate of the RWS school of manners." - Nathan Fouts
Available on XBOX Live Community Games November 19th 2008!
Nov 13 - Running With Scissors Sprints into Tucson Comic Con
RWS stood among comic book booths and superhero action figures with a POSTAL III preview and more swag than Sarah Palin brought back to Alaska. As the sole video game at the show, the booth was besieged by curious fans dressed as Imperial Storm Troopers and Watchmen characters throughout the entire event. RWS character Krotchy wasn’t permitted entry due to the large number of under-18 year olds.
Nov 3 - Nathan Fouts Takes 3rd Place in Microsoft's Dream-Build-Play Challenge!
"Last week Microsoft announced the winners of its 2008 Dream-Build-Play game development contest. The indie devs took home more than $70,000 in cash and prizes, and "will have the opportunity to receive an invitation to publish their games on Xbox LIVE Arcade. Taking third place, $10,000: was "Weapon of Choice" by Mommy's Best Games and Nathan Fouts (United States)"
Nov 2 - Postal 2 Recieves The Award of Excellence!
"We are pleased to inform you that your software Postal 2 1409.2 has been tested on 12-Oct-2008 by one of our software engineers. We would like to congratulate you for the quality of your product. We have updated Postal 2 details on findmysoft.com. Since Postal 2 exceeds the quality standards of many other software products in its category it has been granted the "EXCELLENT" software certificate."
Oct 31 - RWS Cuts Digital Delivery Deal with GamersGate!
According to CEO Theodore Bergquist, "GamersGate is all about having fun, and with these games from Running With Scissors, things are getting funnier all the time. We're glad to present POSTAL to the digital download community".
"B-Movie News: "It was better than ANYTHING I could have ever expected! It not only lived up to the hype, it fucked the hype's wife then stole the hype's car!!! POSTAL delivered on every level! This movie both satisfies your intellectual need for biting satire and your uncontrollable urge to see children get killed and midgets raped by monkeys!"
“My friends, [*WINK*] in classic RWS maverick style, our posters go beyond the usual clichés and express the sense of humor so desperately needed in the world today, you betcha! Now that’s what I’m talkin bout [*WINK*]!”
Come out for the fifth annual Kings and Cowboys celebration for the birthday of the original Village People cowboy Randy Jones at the Night of a Thousand Virgins event, Friday September 26th. With complimentary drinks, from 9:30 to 11:00pm you can enjoy free Cock-tails.
Postal Babe artist Chris Holm continues where his last comic left off!
This time the Postal Babe recieves a special package with a certain familiar trench coat inside!
Read what happens next!
Sept 4 - NEW GAME BY POSTAL 2 MASTER PROGRAMMER NATHAN FOUTS! - Click Here To Comment
WEAPON OF CHOICE: (Coming soon to Xbox Live Community Games!)
Sept 3 - Running With Scissors Sponsors Female Pro Gaming Team! - Click Here To Comment
Running With Scissors, creators of the legendary POSTAL video game series, has announced its sponsorship of Olga Pak’s competitive gaming team. The all-female, Russian-based clan that Pak founded in 2003 recently made it all the way to the Electronic Sports World Cup (ESWC) finals in San Jose, CA. The finals involve teams from 50 different countries in several game categories and as part of the sponsorship the Russian girls are wearing the logo for next year’s POSTAL III on their t-shirts, trunks and jackets.
“Hot Russian girl gamers,” remarked RWS Czar Vince Desi, “how can you go wrong? It will be a pleasure to see our logo on their asses.”
Hooked Gamers: "The reputation of the six man strong Running With Scissors team is hardly that of choir boys. It was clear that the two that were present in Leipzig had partied too much the night before. If product manager Mike Jaret felt as hung-over as he looked, it is a small miracle that he could sit up straight in the first place."
“Own a piece of history! Only buying the DVD will get you the full complete outrageous movie and game, sadly the rental version is edited down and doesn’t include the infamous Postal games-so don’t get beat renting it.” explained Vince Desi. “The Postal Movie on DVD means EVERYONE will have the opportunity to see it, even Usama Bin-Laden from his cave won’t want to miss this."
Hablar de Postal es hablar de delicadeza jugable, de tiernas florecitas en una campiña verde poblada por seres felices, que se ayudan unos a otros a construir su granero, o a asistir en los partos de las vaquitas. Bucólico y sensible, Postal III vuelve para no dejar a nadie indiferente, y como las anteriores entregas, será recomendable para jugar en familia, pudiendo desmembrar alegremente a nuestros enemigos con la última arma engendro que se les ha ocurrido a los chicos de Running with Scissors.
Postal Babe artist Chris Holm and the God of mods, Kamek, attended the 2008 San Japan festival where Chris held his own Q&A panel labeled the "Inspirational Lecture for Aspiring Artists" where he met lots of hot chicks and sold t-shirts that he designed exclusively for the event!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURES!
Aug 11 - POSTAL Nominated for Public Choice Awards Best Soundtrack! - Click Here To Comment
POSTAL Nominated for Public Choice Awards Best Soundtrack!
Film composer Jessica de Rooij has been nominated by the PCA Public Choice Awards given by the World Soundtrack Awards for her soundtrack for the movie POSTAL. Please cast your vote for your favorite soundtrack at the link below, voting ends September 15th.
Randy Jones poses with fans at Yankee Stadium, performs as "Pharaoh" in the Broadway play of the Stephen Sondheim Performing Arts Center's production of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" and releases new album "Ticket To The World" with huge critical acclaim!
Yahoo and Entertainment Weeky count down the 34 Great Pop-Culture Cowboys and Cowgirls. The list features John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Jack Palance, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Can you guess who else made the list?
FIRST POSTAL 3 CELEBRITY ANNOUNCED!
Continuing the POSTAL tradition of featuring outrageous celebrities in our video games such as Gary Coleman, Running With Scissors is excited to finally announce the first official celebrity in Postal 3!
Can you guess who it will be this time?
On his trip to Israel, Mike Jaret was interviewed by a local video game website where he discussed our recently released free Postal 2: Share The Pain multiplayer download and answers questions regarding the shitty, I mean excellent director Uwe Boll, he also reveals exclusive information regarding Postal 3 and the Postal movie.
Fans of violent video games and gory movies rejoice! Notorious Russian Director and friend of Akella, Andrey Iskanov has created a Gorehound's wet dream come true! Have you ever heard anybody ask what the goriest movie ever made is? You can now tell them about "Philosophy of a Knife". Be warned though, this is a very rough and vile, yet historically accurate movie that not everyone will be able to handle. If you are up for the challenge and would like to exercise you mind and your stomach, then get your barf bucket ready because you're in for quite a gory shocker! Read my review first and decide for yourself if you are ready to test your limits!
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